FuN QuoteS

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. "

General George Patton

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."

General Douglas MacArthur

"When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving."

Anonymous

"I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people."

Ed Bluestone

A martial arts student went to his teacher and said earnestly, "I am devoted to studying your martial system. How long will it take me to master it?" The teacher's reply was casual, "Ten years." Impatiently, the student answered, "But I want to master it faster than that. I will work very hard. I will practice everyday, ten or more hours a day if I have to. How long will it take then?" The teacher thought for a moment, "20 years."

Zen Story

"Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else."

Anonymous

"We find all the no-life-support-wealth-producing people going to their 1980s jobs in their cars and buses, spending trillions of dollars' worth of petroleum daily to get to their no-wealth-producing jobs. It doesn't take a computer to tell you that it will save both Universe and humanity trillions of dollars a day to pay them handsomely to stay at home."

Critical Path
Buckminster Fuller, 1982

"Woman was God's second mistake."

Friedrich Nietzsche

"If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?"

Anonymous

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."

Robert A. Heinlein

"Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner."

Anonymous

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "

Albert Einstein

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."
"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. "

Ambrose Bierce